You’re in a Shareware Game

The warp opens up, dropping you in front of a giant, free-floating dialogue box: “Thanks for playing Barney Carnage II: Mortal Kombarney! Your 15 day free trial is up. I love you, you love me, when you pay the shareware fee. Seriously, I’m in tons of student debt and could really use the $5.”

This is a no brainer. You love to support indie game development. You take $5 from your wallet and throw it and the “OK!” button. The game unlocks, as does a Golden Key! Supporting your fellow game devs leads to all kinds of rewards. Also, Barney sucks. Everyone in the 90s agrees that Barney sucks!

You Have +2 Warps
(Unless you already collected these warps. Yeah, your progress is saved.)

Your game controller rumbles. Instinctually, you hit the W button. A misshapen Warp Zone appears in the air with two sides – one is pitch black, the other a light brown.

You Have -1 Warps

• If you have 3 Golden Keys, click here.
• If you have 0 Warps, click here.

Otherwise, which side of the warp would you like to enter?

• Pitch Black Warp
• Dirty Peach Warp