You’re in a Mascot Platformer

The warp opens up, dropping you into a friendly, adorable green world. The clouds all smile at you. The spike pits glisten in the sun. The alien bugs who kill you with one touch march to a catchy synth beat in the air. You stomp on top of a three foot tall bug, crushing his skull, deleting him from existence. Cute! 

Just ahead is a glowing box rotating in the air. You run up to the box and punch it, as you do with most boxes. The box bursts open, revealing a Golden Key.

You Have +1 Golden Keys
(Unless you already collected this key. Yeah, your progress is saved.)

Your game controller rumbles. Instinctually, you hit the W button. A misshapen Warp Zone appears in the air with two sides – one is bright blue, the other a dirty peach.

You Have -1 Warps

Otherwise, which side of the warp would you like to enter?