← Vacation in an Infinite Time Loop

You wake up to a knock on the door and a whoosh. This has never happened before. Not in hundreds of years. You get up to inspect the door. At your feet, you find a bill for your stay. The date on the bill is the day after. You’ve finally crossed over into the next day! You think of the waiter you saved from a cake disaster. The family you protected at the pool. The long night mending your fiancée’s broken heart. You finally lived life selflessly, breaking the spell of the time loop.

And now things are going to suck! So hard! You hated your old accounting job. You no longer believe in traditional marriage. Your hotel bill is several thousand dollars. You eat weird meals now, which will gross out your friends. But… you’re finally free. This is your chance to live the rest of your life as a better human being, which is unequivocally a good thing. 

Right? Please say “yes.”

THE END