You Are a Zombie Yelp Reviewer
You are a zombie with a belly full of brains. Well, technically speaking, your leaky stomach and ripped open belly allow those brains to slowly trickle down onto your legs. But you got a solid taste of the brains of the man who was waiting at the bus stop to outrun the zombie apocalypse. His dead, bloody corpse lies limp on your shoes. You’d kick him off, but your focus is more on brain-eating these days.
After standing in a pile of bloody entrails for ten minutes, your undead mind remembers what you used to do after eating a meal. You fish out your phone and open the Yelp app. With excruciating pain and slowness, you tap out your review.
What is your review’s title and rating?