You Are a Superhero Life Coach

The Mighty Ogre enters your Zoom room. His pale blue face looks sullen. He looks uncomfortable, scratching an itch on his enormous barrel chest. Behind him is a sloppy bedroom full of broken furniture. Super strength can defeat an evil maniac bent on world domination, but more easily, a cheaply made sofa bought online.

“I’m here for my free consultation,” grunts the Mighty Ogre, baring his sharp teeth. “My friend Supremo recommended me. My problem is that I should be on a major hero team. But I was rejected by The Justice Boys, The Mountain Time Defenders, and even Heroes Ltd, which I thought accepted anyone who paid the submission fee. Maybe my powers aren’t special enough. I’m strong. I can lift a car. But a lot of guys can do that, and they aren’t butt ugly. So, what should I do?” 

What advice will you give The Mighty Ogre?

• “Change your brand.”
• “Work on your self-esteem.”
• “Clean up your apartment.”
• “Consider a solo career.”
• “Consider a career in villainy.”