← Prove You’re Not Human Scum
“We live to serve Dizor, the God-King,” you smartly state. Clearly, you’ve been paying attention to how much these dudes love Dizor.
“DAMN RIGHT WE DO,” the alien states. “YOU SERVE DIZOR WELL BY DESTROYING AND ENSLAVING HUMANS ON THIS WARM, GROSS PLANET. YOU ARE CLEARLY INHUMAN AND MAY PASS.”
You give the guard a nod and casually walk past him. When you’re out of pulverizing range, you head to the evacuation ship. Hopefully, you’re not too late!