Steal Cereal from Children
You peak your furry head out of a trash can in a dingy alley. A delightful smell wafts into your twitching raccoon nose.
“Is that the sweet, yet nutritious smell of Scarf-O’s Cereal?” you ask no one in particular. “With crunchy chocolate morsels and real beef jerky bits in every bite? I’ve gotta have it!”
But what if the smell leads you to a group of hostile children hoarding the cereal for themselves? It’s happened before – hundreds of times, in fact – but you simply can’t resist. You live for Scarf-O’s and Scarf-O’s alone.