Should You Jump Off This Cliff?

You stole the thing! What the thing is, you have no idea, but it’s yours now!

As you clutch the brown leather bag tightly in your grubby, peon hand, you run like hell away from six or seven soldiers who are very upset you stole the thing. You race through the forest, the oppressive clopping of horse hooves pounding in your ears.

“Give up now, you miserable thief,” a soldier yells. “You’re heading for a dangerous cliff!”

“Nice try,” you shout back as you continue running through the dense forest.

Run Toward the “Dangerous” “Cliff” LOL