Negotiate for the Elf Union
You are the president of CHEER, the Cooperative of Holiday Elven Engineers and Reindeer. For your union, it’s the most worryful time of the year. That’s because you’re in Santa’s Boardroom the night before the night before Christmas, hammering out a contract for your fellow workshop workers.
Millions of toys still need to be produced – the hot ones this year are wooden ducks on wheels you pull with a rope and bootleg Chinese PS5s – but the elves have walked out. They’re unable to withstand the stocking-filled sweatshop this year. Not without some long overdue changes.
Santa Claus, holiday icon and capitalist pig, grouses in a red power suit and shades. He nervously taps his fingers on the long conference table, while the pitter patter of protest chants fill the air. Clearly, Santa is feeling the holiday heat. Time to put on the pressure and win protections for your fellow elves!
Click on a demand to secure it for the elves.
Santa’s Rage Meter is currently 0. If it reaches 100 or more, he’ll call off the negotiations…
- Fresh Baked Gingerbread
- Unlimited Bathroom Breaks
- Hallmark Channel on TV
- Annual Pay Raise Tied to Inflation
- Ugly Christmas Sweater Fridays
- Diversity Hiring Initiative
- Tummy Ache Insurance
- Work from Home Flexibility
- Santa’s Workshop Swag
- Whistleblower Protection
- Reindeer Game Room
- Sexual Harassment Training