Meet Local Cyclops in Your Area
Tonight you’re looking for love on Cyclops Island! You spend all day in your cave, only going outside to herd sheep. Have you ever tried to spoon with a sheep? They’re not amazing at it. Time to find a fellow giant for a life mate.
On the wall is the magic mirror you massacred six sorcerers for. All you have to do is look in the mirror, chant the words “Veni, vidi, va-va-voomi,” and eligible cyclops singles will appear in the mirror. Dismiss them with a swish of the hand or blow their reflection a kiss and you’ll be instantly transported to a date.