Interview an Alien for Your Podcast

You are the host of the paranormal podcast My Alien Podcast, one of 73 with the same name on Apple Podcasts. Well, you have something those other shows do not. There’s an actual alien sitting right across from you! The creature unexpectedly beamed down in front of your podcast studio / tool shed / outhouse a half hour ago, so you quickly flushed and set-up the mics! 

This bright green thing with three eyes, two tongues, and one big hand speaks to you in a language you do not understand. Frustrated by your blank expression, a helmet suddenly appears on your head to establish a psychic connection. It gives you a bad migraine, but you can hear what it’s saying to you.

“I am Sam/Phil, ruler of the Quadramac galaxy. I have heard your broadcasts. Ask me anything you like. I will end this interview before your human brain explodes.” Your head vibrates from the mind uplink. You’ll have to be choosey about which questions to ask…

Take a deep breath. Click on as many questions and read as many answers as you can until you exhale.

• “What is the meaning of life?”
• “Where is your planet?”
• “How long have you been observing human life?”
• “Are you planning to invade Earth?”
• “What technology can you share with us?”