Host This Year’s Monster Mash
In your laboratory, you scream, “It’s alive!”
As your monster party guests begin to arrive
Dr. Jekyll arrives with his new beau, Bat Boy
They bring Flayin’ Rot Cheetos and a case of La Croix
Your castle is ready for a raging all-frighter
The Ecto Cooler is spiked with venomous spiders
On the record player, Cobra Lipa is hissing
But you soon realize there’s an element missing!
“Igor,” you yell. “Our mash will be a dud!”
“Unless you fetch me some…”