Don’t Sit on Evil Furniture
You are a brave knight exploring the Cavern of the Vacationing Dragon. After twisting and turning through the legendary tunnels, avoiding spike traps, crushing boulders, and magical lava that looks like drinking water (deceptive!), you finally reach your destination: a room full of glittering treasure. Gold crowns, jewel-encrusted scepters, and rarest of all, plain salt. You can’t wait to add a little zing to your pigeon guts pie.
Running around all evening in chainmail is exhausting. Your feet are sore. Your lower back is killing you. You’re feeling your age, a ripe old 29. It’s time to take a well-deserved sit. But you’ve heard tales about this dangerous cave. Inside lurk monsters resembling furniture. They devour weary knights like yourself. If you put your butt on the wrong cushion, it could mean certain death.
You look around and spot a few places to park your rear for a spell…
Where would you like to sit?