Dance with a Skeleton in the Moonlight

You are walking through a graveyard on a foggy night. According to your GPS, this is supposed to be a roller disco. Then you look at your phone’s screen again and see this is Boogie Oogie State Memorial Graveyard. The roller disco is three miles south. Whoops. You turn to walk back to the parking lot. The fog increases. There’s a howling in the distance. A gravedigger shakes his head at you and gives you the “throat cut” sign. 

As you pass the graves of The Ethelburgers, something grabs your ankle! It feels like fingers tugging on your pants leg. You try to run, but the hand grips tighter, moving up your leg. Another follows suit, pulling at you for support. You hear the ground shift behind you.

Finally, the grip loosens and you stumble to the ground. When you look up, a skeleton – covered in dirt, a worm in its mouth – sticks a bony hand out to you. The skeleton is wearing a tattered white leisure suit and rhythmically shifts its shoulders from side to side. Does it want to…dance?

What would you like to do?

• Run away screaming.
• Kick the skeleton’s ass.

To dance with the skeleton, pick your dance move:

• The Bus Stop
• The Balboa
• The Cabbage Patch
• The Stroll