You are walking up to Big Fat Vinny’s sandwich shop. In your hand is a coupon for 10% off because it’s your birthday. (Yay!) But in order to use the coupon, they made you print an email. (Boo!) In the reflection of their glass door, you see a bright flash of light! You turn around and… […]
“Gimme back my holo-diamonds or I’ll destroy you!” exclaims Johnny Eyeballs, an alien gang-lord covered in eyeballs. His eyes blink rapidly and with much hostility over vid phone. “Shove it up your eye-holes, Johnny,” you say with a grim and a mischievous glint in your eye before pressing the big red “Hang Up!” button on your […]
You tightly grip your dagger. You step cautiously through a dark and narrow stone hallway. You are about to sneeze… Yes, you are definitely going to sneeze… but you look up for a second and take a deep breathe. The tickle in your nose passes. For now. Orc blood is splattered on your armor. You have […]
