Your book report is due tomorrow and you haven’t read a single page of Where The Red Fern Grows. It’s 10:03 pm, according to the sweet Deadpool “Chimichanga Time!” wall clock in your bedroom. The book looks boring, your teacher is boring, and the lectures you get from your parents? They’re not just boring, they’re actually mega boring. […]
You walk confidently through Magic Screams theme park in your finest Gap suit jacket and PacSun shades. Families suck down cartons of Dippin’ Dots. Children cry about not having enough quarters for the Aerosmith arcade game. Coasterheads line up for hours to try the latest thrill ride, The Pepsinator, sponsored by Dramamine. It’s a bright […]
There are four images below. Close your eyes, slowly count to three, point to the screen, then open your eyes. (If you didn’t technically point to any image, click on the choice you were closest to.)
You are in a secret underground laboratory. You’re surrounded by bubbling test tubes, neon glowing petri dishes, and one of those glass orbs where you touch it and the electricity hits your finger. What are they called again? They used to sell them at Spencer’s Gifts? They have them in Animal Crossing? Anyway. You are the […]
Remember, this game takes place where Flashing Red leaves off. Play that one first! * * * * * GRAY ROUTE Those flashing red lights mean there’s no time to stop and think. Poison is coming. Your spy team struggles on the ground. They insist you to leave them. On the wall hangs a long, sharp electric […]
You hear a tssssst. Your hands and feet are ice cold. As your eyes adjust to the flashing red lights in the corridor, you hear the cybernetic voice of a masked guard. “Follow the orange route to the escape pod,” he says, staring with red digital eyes. “Try not to die along the way. Take this.” […]
A giant hand picks you up off the ground. Your tiny, round, glass body trembles in fear and anticipation as you’re lifted high into the air. The auggies, the clearies, the fireflies – the marbles you’ve known all your life – shrink to tiny dots far below you. Steely said if you ever got in […]
This is a friendly reminder that your Godbox is almost full. The universe contained in your Godbox has too many plants, clouds, needlepoint pillows, intelligent lifeforms, pomegranate seeds, pools of icy cool water on a summer’s day, ergonomic keyboards, mountains, suns, words ending in “-cation,” and bouncy castles. Something must go. Adding one more forest, […]
Your doorbell rings. You open the front door and a large cardboard box is outside. No need to bring it in. Who’s got the time? You whip out a pocket knife and slash the box apart to reveal… a jetpack! Sleek black exterior. Two miniature turbojet engines. Handlebars with built-in computer systems for balance, navigation, […]
You are the cleverest thief in the wealthy Kingdom of Dankmore. You’ve stolen a small fortune in gold coins, legendary swords, and dwarven beard wigs. You’ve never once been thrown in jail. Typically, you’re pushed or dragged into jail. The smell of hot bubbling cider and freezing cold churros wafts through the air as you […]
Instructions: Throughout the game you’ll find linked clues. They’ll help you solve the mystery! Click up to 3 clues. Choose wisely. BONUS: Forward this game to a friend. You may click up to 5 clues. (And thanks for helping us find new players!) * * * * You pull the bamboo handle on the door of Tiki Steve’s. […]
In the kitchen of a restaurant called Pizzaberg, a chef uses a pizza peel to pull you out of the oven. Rather than allow yourself to be placed into a cardboard box for delivery and consumption, you decide to levitate over to the pass through window. You are a floating pizza. Pepperoni, onions, and extra […]
