You are the ultimate groove magician and sole protector of Boogie Wonderland, whose people are peaceful and funky. But while you were out enjoying the spice of life, the Unfunks have struck! Half machine. Half werewolf. No rhythm. These jive beasties just stole the all-powerful September Crystal from inside the Fantasy Pyramid! Without the crystal, […]
You are at the nexus of all realities. In this void of time and space, you stand on a long glowing orange platform, staring down a swirling, pulsating vortex the size of a house. The infinite chill of nothingness surrounds you, but you brought a fall jacket, so it’s actually kind of nice. By your […]
You stand alone in a field of grass. No clouds. No shade. No air conditioning. No little pocket fan. Not even a breeze. Nothing to protect you from the shining terror above. Sun wears a cruel, petulant smirk. He radiates heat without any consideration for your comfort. Sweat builds on your brow, stinging your eyes. […]
You are the host of the paranormal podcast My Alien Podcast, one of 73 with the same name on Apple Podcasts. Well, you have something those other shows do not. There’s an actual alien sitting right across from you! The creature unexpectedly beamed down in front of your podcast studio / tool shed / outhouse a […]
You were worried about taking a cruise right now, but you’ve got major Zoom fatigue and the Groupon said to “act now.” As you walk across the dock at midnight, up the retractable plank, and into the rickety wooden ship with cannons, you realize all your worries were justified. Yarrrr Cruises is staffed and run […]
You are a brave knight exploring the Cavern of the Vacationing Dragon. After twisting and turning through the legendary tunnels, avoiding spike traps, crushing boulders, and magical lava that looks like drinking water (deceptive!), you finally reach your destination: a room full of glittering treasure. Gold crowns, jewel-encrusted scepters, and rarest of all, plain salt. […]
You are an up-and-coming pro wrestler on the indie circuit. Across from you in the ring is a grizzly bear. “Big Honker” is the reigning UBW* champion with a gold foil belt around his enormous waist! He’s 450 lbs and doesn’t look friendly. The greasy-faced promoter has booked the match for you to go over […]
You are a single-celled organism. Life is good. You live in a pond. There’s a nucleus in you somewhere. The other day you crawled around on the gravel, which was very exciting. You’re pretty sure you’re an amoeba, but you haven’t thought about it much. Deep down, you feel like this would be a good […]
You are a renegade martial arts master from the tough streets of Soft Meadows, an incorporated village near the ruthless city of Pillowsburgh. When your parents refused to pay the mafia protection money for their store, Little Ceramic Babies, they were kidnapped by mobsters. Luckily, you were upstairs in your makeshift dojo and teddy bear […]
You’re hanging out with your friends in the parking lot of 7-Eleven-38W6D4-X. It’s a convenience port on a stopover asteroid for intergalactic travelers. All of you are extremely bored teen humanoids looking for a good time, because soon you’ll have dead end jobs as tribble slaughterers and starship waterbed salesmen. At 7-Eleven-38W6D4-X, they serve exotic, […]
You’re taking a trip out to the desert for a bit of peace and quiet and frustrating cell phone reception. As you drive down the winding desert road at night, you marvel at the shining stars in the night sky. Well, you would, if your car wasn’t violently jerking up and down driving over jagged […]
Your wife Edna lies on the floor in front of you. Only instead of her blood being inside her throat, like usual, it’s dripping from an open wound onto the floor. In other words, she’s dead. Let’s be clear. You didn’t kill her. But man, people sure will think you did. For one, you slapped her […]
