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Merge Your Soul Into One Collective Being

You are floating through a dark tunnel at an unfathomable speed. Like Space Mountain, but more so. There’s a pinpoint of light ahead of you that’s getting larger and larger. A cacophony of voices echo around you, but one voice rises above them all, and it’s getting closer. You can’t make out exactly what the […]

Steal Cereal from Children

You peak your furry head out of a trash can in a dingy alley. A delightful smell wafts into your twitching raccoon nose. “Is that the sweet, yet nutritious smell of Scarf-O’s Cereal?” you ask no one in particular. “With crunchy chocolate morsels and real beef jerky bits in every bite? I’ve gotta have it!” […]

Smile! You’re on Alien Deathmatch TV

You burst into the laboratory of the insidious Doctor Uncle! He’s about to fire a laser that will turn half the world’s population into comfortable, though difficult to assemble furniture. “This here, everything you’re doing,” you scold the mad scientist as your fists glow with powerful light energy in what would be a very cool […]

Should You Jump Off This Cliff?

You stole the thing! What the thing is, you have no idea, but it’s yours now! As you clutch the brown leather bag tightly in your grubby, peon hand, you run like hell away from six or seven soldiers who are very upset you stole the thing. You race through the forest, the oppressive clopping […]