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[ifurlparam param=”Action” is=”Lunge”]”ME LUNGE AT HIM WITH SURPRISE ZOMBIE LEG STRENGTH. HE BLAST ME WITH NO SURPRISE GUN. HE BLAST OFF LEFT ARM. OUCH NOT GOOD. ME BITE FLESH UNTIL HE DEAD. IT TRADE-OFF, ME SUPPOSE.”[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Action” is=”Compromise”]”ME PUT HANDS UP AND SAY ‘WHOAAAAAA.’ SUGGEST COMPROMISE. ME EAT SOME BRAIN. HE GET WHATEVER IN ME POCKETS. ME SAY THERE GUM, BUT ME LIE. BEFORE HE SHOOT, MAN NO LOOK AND GET HIT BY BUS HE WANTED CATCH. MAN DEAD. BRAINS MINE FOR FREE.”[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Action” is=”Beg”]”ME BEG FOR BRAINS. SO HUNGRY. NEED BRAINS TO LIVE. BE EMPATHY. PLEASE!!! MAN LOOK FOR BUS AND SEE NO BUS. INSTEAD SEE HUNDRED OTHER ZOMBIES WALK AROUND. SO MAN USE GUN TO SHOOT SELF IN HEAD. HE MISS AND BRAINS STILL GOOD! YAYYY!!!”[/ifurlparam]

“ME TAKE BITE OF BRAINS AND WHAT ME NOTICE MOST WAS…”

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