Level Up Your Wizard
There’s a gnawing in your stomach. A deep hunger – not for food, not for love, and certainly not for justice. Your greatest need in the world is for a number on a computer screen to increase.
Your wizard is at the lowest possible level. Level 1. How sad. How shocking! How pathetic. And you dare call yourself “gamer?”
This cannot stand. You must act now! Not only on behalf of your wizard, but for your own self-respect!