You Are a Lisa Frank Dolphin

You are a shiny, rainbow dolphin splashing in a shockingly blue ocean. A school of rainbow fish swim past you. You playfully chase them through the neon coral, smiling as you chew and swallow them. Their pink blood floats to the surface. An hour later, your body relaxes as you excrete wave after wave of rainbow poop.

An inflatable (rainbow colored) beach ball splashes on the water’s surface, above your head. You crest the ocean and see… no one. You were expecting a few friends, like other dolphins, a unicorn, or a terrifyingly doe-eyed bear in a top hat. Where did this ball come from? Better use your nifty dolphin senses to figure out what’s going on.

Where would you like to aim your echolocation clicks?

• Below you, into the ocean deep.
• Above you, into the clouds.
• To your left, towards an island.
• To your right, hungry for more fish.