For Sale: Baby Shoes – You Decide!

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

What would you like to do?

• Inspect the baby shoes.
• Interrogate the seller.
• Haggle over price.
• Offer to trade.
• Research baby shoes.
• Steal the baby shoes.
• Tweet about the baby shoes.
• Launch baby shoes business.
• Wear the baby shoes on feet.
• Wear the baby shoes as earrings.
• Wear the baby shoes as gloves.
• Find a healthy baby wearing shoes.
• Eat the baby shoes.
• Ask if seller has adult shoes.
• Ask about seller’s non-shoe items.
• Compliment seller’s outfit.
• Do some clever wordplay.
• Contact Ernest Hemingway’s ghost.
• Destroy all baby shoes!
• Submit to a flash fiction anthology.