← You Are a Zombie Yelp Reviewer

You begin your [ifurlparam param=”Review” is=”Yummy”]glowing[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Review” is=”Pedestrian”]withering[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Review” is=”Bad”]smackdown[/ifurlparam] Yelp review with a bit of context…

“ONLY RECENTLY BECOME ZOMBIE. WHO WOULD GUESS TRUCK STOP TAQUITOS CONTAIN EVIL VIRUS? ME EAT BRAINS REGULAR NOW, BUT IF BE HONEST, BRAINS OFTEN NO TASTE GOOD. CRAVE THEM ALWAYS, BUT NO LIKE. FOOD ME MISS MOST BEFORE BECOME ZOMBIE IS…”

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• “UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS”
• “CREME BRULEE”
• “NUTRIENT POWDER”[/ifurlparam]

[ifurlparam param=”Review” is=”Pedestrian”]

• “UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS”
• “CREME BRULEE”
• “NUTRIENT POWDER”[/ifurlparam]

[ifurlparam param=”Review” is=”Bad”]

• “UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS”
• “CREME BRULEE”
• “NUTRIENT POWDER”[/ifurlparam]