← Host This Year’s Monster Mash
[ifurlparam param=”Action” is=”Drink”]A few villagers drink your bubbling brew
Their flesh soon melts into troubling goo
The ones who survive run away in fear
Jersey Devil shouts, “Ayyy, get the hell outta here!”[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Action” is=”Bigfoot”]Bigfoot solves the problem without need for a fight
The villagers agree to be chill for tonight
You agree to give them a heads up next time
And coat your stone walls with sound proofing slime[/ifurlparam]
When you return, Invisible Man snickers
He’s nakedly drinking your top secret liquor
He’s passing the bottle and everyone’s hopping
But this ale was fermented for body swapping!
The effects kick in. Creatures flip out, for sure.
You…
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- Do the right thing and hand out the cure
- Record on your phone and let this endure
- Conduct a scientific study du jour[/ifurlparam]
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- Do the right thing and hand out the cure
- Record on your phone and let this endure
- Conduct a scientific study du jour[/ifurlparam]
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