← Prove You’re Not Human Scum
You take the clear vial of orange goo from the alien guard. After twisting off the metal cap, you turn away from the alien, so you’re facing them in profile. Then you pour the slow, burbling liquid behind you, but keep your mouth open. This is a trick that wouldn’t fool a baby.
“YOU MUST REALLY ENJOY SLIME TO CONSUME SO MUCH AT ONCE,” the guard says, completely fooled. You seal the deal with a fake burp. “YOU HAVE DONE WELL WITH MY INQUIRY. I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION FOR YOU TO CONFIRM YOU ARE NOT HUMAN VERMIN.”
Whatever this is, you’re ready for it. Hopefully.