← Bigfoot is Your Landlord

Bigfoot was unable to fix the pipes himself. In fact, his hair kept clogging the drain and making things worse. So the cheapskate finally gave up and hired a plumber to snake it. Literally. The plumber was a medusa-like monster with snakes for hands.

After using every bottle of Windex, every paper towel, and every disinfectant wipe you own, your bathroom is finally usable again at 4:21 am. Victory!

Yes, the raccoons are still getting in through the hole in the living room ceiling, but that’s a battle for another day.

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