← Host This Year’s Monster Mash

You think to yourself “help is so hard find”
As two floating brains do a hot bump ‘n grind
The Black Lagoon Creature skinny dips in The Blob
Everyone blames The Mummy for the toilet clog

Just then, Igor bursts through the door with a thud
[ifurlparam param=”Need” is=”Blood”]”I searched a vampire rave for human virgin blood.
I found it no problem. Here you go master!”
No problem? Pfft. He could’ve gone a lot faster…

The vamps drink the blood, it’s all kinds of wrong
Your mash was a huge smash all-fright long!

THE END[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Need” is=”Mud”]”I searched a dirty grave for witch beauty mud.
But I couldn’t find any. I failed at your task.”
The witches hear him and a spell is soon cast

You and your guests are turned into slugs.
Y’all had a good time, but the party’s now done!

THE END[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Need” is=”Nugs”]”I searched Vape-n-Save for Dank as Night
But I couldn’t find any when I searched about.”
Wolfman overhears him and starts to freak out!

He overturns tables and ruins the pork buns
Y’all had a good time, but the party’s now done!

THE END[/ifurlparam]