← Host This Year’s Monster Mash

You think to yourself “help is so hard find”
As two floating brains do a hot bump ‘n grind
The Black Lagoon Creature skinny dips in The Blob
Everyone blames The Mummy for the toilet clog

Just then, Igor bursts through the door with a thud
[ifurlparam param=”Need” is=”Mud”]”I searched a wet grave for witch beauty mud
I found it no problem. Here you go master!”
No problem? Pfft. He could’ve gone a lot faster…

The witches apply it. Their cheekbones look strong!
Your mash was a huge smash all-fright long!

THE END[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Need” is=”Blood”]”I searched a wet grave for human virgin blood
But I couldn’t find any when I searched about.”
The vampires hear him and start to freak out!

They whine and they faint, and then up comes the sun 
You had a good time, but the party’s now done!

THE END[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Need” is=”Nugs”]”I searched a wet grave for Dank as Night nugs
But I couldn’t find any when I searched about.”
Wolfman overhears him and starts to freak out!

He overturns tables and ruins the pork buns
Y’all had a good time, but the party’s now done!

THE END[/ifurlparam]