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[ifurlparam param=”Advice” is=”Brand”]Thanks to your advice, The Mighty Ogre changes his name to The Sexy Ogre. He fights for body positivity and against villainous kink shaming as a proud member of the Midwest Retaliators. And you know for a fact they used his actual penis as a mold for his officially licensed sex toy, The Dildogre.[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Advice” is=”Esteem”]Thanks to your advice, The Mighty Ogre started feeling better about himself and taking better care of himself. After giving up the superhero dream, he quit the junkyard to become a renowned fitness instructor. He stopped eating live pigs and went vegan. He invited you to the housewarming for his lovely minimalist downtown apartment. 1 bedroom, 1000 square feet![/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Advice” is=”Apartment”]Thanks to your advice, The Mighty Ogre started feeling better about himself and taking better care of himself. After giving up the superhero dream, he quit the junkyard to become a renowned fitness instructor. He stopped eating live pigs and went vegan. He invited you to the housewarming for his lovely minimalist downtown apartment. 1 bedroom, 1000 square feet![/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Advice” is=”Solo”]Thanks to your advice, The Mighty Ogre invested in his solo crime fighting career. He made a snazzy faux-fur suit that’s a hit with cosplayers. He hired a graphic designer to help him with a new logo, website, and business cards. Though he was asked to be on the Midwest Retaliators, The Mighty Ogre declined. He’s doing him![/ifurlparam]

[ifurlparam param=”Time” is=”1m”]Even though you only had one session with The Mighty Ogre, he’s shouted you out on his podcast – Get Ogre It – multiple times. There’s no greater joy in life than being kindly and unexpectedly referenced on a podcast.[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Time” is=”6m”]After six months, he decided he didn’t need your services anymore. But you’ll always remember The Mighty Ogre as a great client who paid in full, in advance, in cash. You’re really going to miss him.[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Time” is=”Ongoing”]You’re still seeing The Mighty Ogre as a client. Every time you do, he grows not just as a hero, but as a person. He has a promising future ahead of him, assuming he doesn’t get punched into space.[/ifurlparam]

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