← Host This Year’s Monster Mash

[ifurlparam param=”Action” is=”Record”]You whip out your DiePhone to catch the trainwreck
Brain Gremlin tries to bite Dracula’s neck
The Thing is Aubrey II. Perhaps you’ll plant him?
King Kong sings a ballad (His brain is the Phantom’s)[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Action” is=”Study”]You make careful notes as your test subjects flail
Wolfman-Slash-Godzilla chases his own tail
Freddy-Slash-Jason gets increasingly stressed
Cookie Monster-Slash-Stay-Puft eats himself to death[/ifurlparam]

Your lab is destroyed and your robots short circuit
But for[ifurlparam param=”Action” is=”Record”] content this good[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Action” is=”Study”] data like this[/ifurlparam], it’s totally worth it

THE END