← Host This Year’s Monster Mash

You administer a cure, switching everyone back
Freddy’s no longer Jason, so they both can relax
King Kong stops wailing, no longer the Banshee
But after this mix-up, the monsters get antsy

Your DiePhone buzzes. Igor sent you a text.
What logistical horrors await you next?!
He’s scoured the village and asked all the studs
But he cannot find any [ifurlparam param=”Need” is=”Blood”]human virgin blood[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Need” is=”Mud”]witch beauty mud[/ifurlparam][ifurlparam param=”Need” is=”Nugs”]Dank as Night nugs[/ifurlparam]

“Igor,” you text. “Are you numbskull or knave?”
“You’ll find what we need at…”

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